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Are you sure you want your child to go to TO's camp? Here's how this will turn out:
You think it'll be for only 2 days. But at the end of the second day you'll turn on the TV and see a press conference announcing that your child is upset, and is delaying his return home indefinitely until you and his agent (oh yeah, he'll have an agent) have come to terms on a new contract. He will hold press conferences from his bunk bed at camp where he'll announce his new demands: more allowance, guaranteed access to a car when he turns 16, his own room, a flat screen TV, and an apology for not providing all that stuff in the first place.
Once you do come to terms he'll be a nice kid for a year, but will feel "disrespected" when you don't make a big deal over his getting on the honor roll. This will send your relationship back into a tailspin and it's back to communicating through his agent and the media.
Sounds like a great camp to me!
Seriously- find better role-models for your child. TO is a jerk.
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