Is he trying to be Michael Jackson, doing the moonwalk?
Or is he trying to be a magician, pulling a rabbit out of a hat?
Or is he trying to be cool, or a dork?

My suggestion: lose the white gloves and don't be so vain.

Real men don't get manicures.

he said he uses them for grip

Obviously you don't like David Carr. Problems with him in a previous life. LOL