For once in my life i'd rather be me.These guys are multi-talented and have the brains of a 1st grader.I've done many stupid things in my life but if i had 1/2 the money thy had.I would still be spending my money today on the good life.I have friends with money and yet they make even more just relaxing having fun.Not on strip club shootings,wife killings,and dog fighting.NFL Hall of Famers should look down on this fools.Look if you loved O.J. wether he killed nicole or not you atleast thought that he had some feelings for her.These guys just have no brains.

What a poignant post. The 'who would you rather be' followed by the 'for once in my life I'd rather be me' is really, no joke, absolutely poetic. It really touched me.

I wish one of the newscasters or column writers would see this. I bet they would steal those lines from you.

It's absolutely beautiful....

Well I'd rather be Pac-Man Jones because he's only suspended for about 10 games. Micheal Vick is screwed and is bound to go to jail for at least 2 years. Also yeah your right, football players are just stupid with their money and fame.

Id much rather be Michael Vick? More money, and his charges are not as serious.

They need mentors; sad, but true. They are dumb, making money doing what they love and they have nothing better to do than keep breaking the law. What is wrong with them? What is the force behind them? Vick a young black man from a little town in VA makes it big and now this foolish this with dogs. I like dogs, but I am not a lover of dogs, but the law is the law and you cannot fight them. M. V. could have found something better to do. Dang, give me the money, I know what to do to have fun.

They want to kill people, do drugs in public, drive under the influence with concealed weapons. How long does it take to register a gun? They are pitiful and you see some of them they act so struck up, as if they are walking on top of the world. My daughter saw Vick in the store a few months ago and made him speak. (GA).

How sad his mother must be, before of her sons acting like morons.

i'd rather be vick's wife!

i'd like to be the one that administers the potassium chloride in their veins.