obviously not a question.........it's a demand

but not because i really care.....more because i didn't want to say "will you come up with your own endzone dance please?"


Rules:
1-I don't want to say that the more you're fined/penelized, the better.....but don't make it lame.
2-No pulling a Barry Sanders and just handing the ball over. I love that....don't get me wrong....but that's not entertaining (which is the point of this question)
3-no copy cat routines
4-keep it in your pants


and......................................

after i scored i would take a cigar out of one sock,take a lighter out of the other,light the cigar and blow smoke in the nearest defenders face.

Since I am coming up with my own dance, I want to be Chad Johnson. I purchase 12 tickets behind both end zones (don't know which end I will be scoring.) I give the tickets to kids in wheelchairs and a family member (6 kids, 6 family members). After the touchdown, I jump in the stands, give one of the kids the ball, give my jersey (a spare I had in stands) to another, my left shoe to one, my right shoe to one, my left glove to one and my right glove to one (6 gifts to the 6 kids.) As I walk back to the bench, I grab a large cardboard check that reads $20,000 donation to one of the kid's charities and in the memo it says "Compliments of Roger Goodell." Now, fine me for that.

At a game where they have flip-cards I would sabotage the touchdown celebration cards to spell out "I Am A Football God!" in 50 foot tall letters behind me! I would also have a remote control to set off all of the fireworks for the halftime show :)

I'd whip out a gun and open fire on the opposing fans.

i would pull a phillip wellman and pull the clip on the grenade(football) and then jump away while apposing players r walking near it.

do da heizman on dem hoes