i have to work tomarow, but i have tickets to the game, what is a good lie to get off work?

Food Poisioning. Harsh symptoms that prevent work but won't require a doctor visit and can return to work perfectly fine the following day.

um.. you should go to work and give your tickets to me

you're sick. say that you have the 24hr virus .

You have the runs, basically food posioning.

Migraine.

Say u got to go out of town to a friends wedding.

Just say you have to take the day off due to "personal" reasons. they cant pry what the personal reason is.

I need to go visit a sick relative, so I wont be able to make it to work today/tomorrow.

"It's Sabbath Day."

Tell them you got your penis stuck in your zipper and have to stay home to ice your wound.

They will never check!!

tell the truth,then you won't feel guilty..go steelers!!!

Tell 'em your grandma died & if that doesn't work, kill her. A true Steeler fan wouldn't hesitate.

Tell the truth

typical steeler fan, can't spell and he's too dumb to know Yahoo Answers has a spell check