LA freeways

stars

L.A. Blips - because of the gangs (BLoods & crIPS)
L.A. Drivebys - self explanatory
L.A. Gridlock - see above

The Los Angeles Earthquakes.

Rowdies.
Rockers.
Bobcats.
Pumas.
Sharks.
Troopers.
Guardians.

l.a. sun

The L.A. Who - Because no one is ever going to care about football in LA. There's too much else going on.

L.A. Locos.

How about the L.A. Botox? Or the L.A. Boob Jobs maybe...