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If all the NFL mascots were real and got in a fight who would win?

Ex: If a lion fought a cardinal the lion would win, but which would be the best of them all

I hate the Jets...but if that jet were a fully loaded A-10 Thunderbolt, I don't think a Titan would last long. Check out the video below and tell me some Greek Freak Mesomorph from Mythology would have a chance! It's made to deflect most lightining, too...sorry Chargers.

Tennessee Titan would win...

A close second would be the New York Giant

Being from New England, I'd have to say a Patriot, because he could shoot all the others with his musket.

Da Bears

Titans. They are gods.

Runner-up: Texans they could get drunk and shoot everything.

Forget the patriot and his single shot musket. The cowboy's six shooters would end that real fast.

But if the Titan were like the Titans of mythology, I'd have to say the Titan would stomp them all. At the same time, too. Except the Dolphin. It'd swim away and get caught in a tuna net.

well lets see... The Jets and Giants have huge advantages on animals and people...so that eliminates most teams...so depending on how tall these giants are, the Jets seem like a logical answer.

I'm not an Philly fan, but i would definitely have to say the eagle. Every other mascot including the falcon would go right to battle and kill each other, while the eagle would be just flying around trying to keep away from extinction. oh yea and while the other mascots are battling and dying off from not reproducing... the eagle would be mating to keep up its species numbers.

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers mascot. He's a pirate, he has a gun, cannons, and a sword. That pretty much trumps them all. And his freakin' name is Captain Fear. Oh yea baby haha.

Oh and did I mention he just ran a 5K, can we say exceptionally fit as well: http://www.buccaneers.com/news/newsprint...

Haha

cowboys SUCK REDSKINS rule
~~~REDSKINS~~~

The saints cause ..............were saints

titans

Al Davis

I do not think anybody has put the San Diego Chargers. They are a lightening bolt, you do not know when lightening will strike, and it cannot get hurt by a gun or an animal. It would just electricute its opponent until it died.

Some one should seriously beat you down w/a 4x4 for asking these stupid *** questions.

I am going with the Pirate, yarrrggghhhh

San Diego's Bolt Man!

He would just call down Thunder and Lightning!

a RAVEN BECAUSE IT WOULD FLY AND BEAT THE CARDINAL.

Haha! This is how my friend explained the playoffs. Being a middle schooler from New England, I came in extremely upset after the loss to Indy. My friend tried to explain that he said that a Bear would kill a Saint, and a Horse can run faster than a Patriot.

Now, in this case..Cowboys? BANG BANG?

Nah..

Titans are gods after all ;)

But, I'd have to go with...well I was going to say the Jets, but the Chargers could zap it right out of the sky. Giants? Nah, they could get electricuted by the Chargers.

CHARGERS.

The Jets. Drop bombs on them.

ha i find this topic halarious.
i'm backing up the good ol' pats.

Depending on which mascot the Patriots use, they'd be in thec running.

The guy with the big head is so-so, but the guys shooting muskets for TDs are armed. Screw the Lion, I pick the guy with a gun.

Yup the six shooter of a Cowboy is an advantage over a single shot, but it only takes one shot.

I guess there was no Custer, etc where "inferior" weapons won.

Bengals Mascot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO DEY!!!!!!!!

the BEARS

The Browns. How do you beat a color?

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