Only a 5 point win over lowly Duke, I hope now you understand that what is important here at the University of Miami is winning and winning big. 5 points over Duke is not acceptable, and I am now taking applications for a new head coach he must have.

1. Experience dealing with troubled youth.
2. Strong background in corrections.
3. Ethic to win at all costs.

Hope this clears it all up, we understand that money makes the world move and the only way to get money is to have a winning program here at the university. If you dont like it I guess you can attend elsewhere. I am so emberassed by only beating Duke by 5, thats more emberassing to me and the University than any brawl, and I know with your support we can continue to build future career criminals here.

Thug U we here at the University have distanced ourselves from that over the years and I consider it a cheap shot. We suspended players for a game, an in conference game against a powerhouse in Duke. That is a serious penalty, and we have now implemented a zero tolerance policy towards that conduct.

Seriously though we rock the house right.

Love the sarcasm! However, I thought it was Donna S, not Donna W. Did I miss something?

what??????/

Ok!

LOL!! Ni-i-i-i-ice!! Fortunately I recognize sarcasm when I read it, unlike some other folks. Well done!

Indeed, the penalties dished out were not near severe enough. Quite frankly, I'm surprised y'all still HAVE a football program.

Good post, I like it. However I doubt if it will have any effect on Thug U.