espn has some good analysts and some horrible ones. personally, my vote for dumbest espn analyst goes to merrill hoge....

a. merrill hoge
b. mark may
c. mark schlereth {{used to love him, but wow hes gotten "hollywood" hasnt he?}}

o yeah....LSU SUX...another disappointing year in baton rouge this year..ya really think youll beat florida twice? lol

I cant stand Joe Theissman or Ron Jaworski. Hoge has reason to be like that. He had numerous concussions. Watch its evident at times as he is talking he will get a lost look on his face its from the concussions.

MARK MAY

he is an arrogant idiot. the only football that he understands was the game when he played....he is totally out of touch with todays teams and game plans.....he spouts off at the mouth and hardly ever gets his picks right!

Stephan A Smith is by far the dumbest.

1st - Chris Berman - god he just want to kick mt tv over whenever he is on there

2nd- Stuart Scott - He reminds me of Carlton from the Fresh Prince. He little sayings drive me insane.

Mark May, he's an idiot. I think he has actually only been right maybe once in the few years he's been there.

I like Schlereth.

Also Florida is going to get stomped twice this year by LSU

Salisbury!

For me there's no real number one, I think to a certain extent they're all DUMB, they're characters, they all have to have their own sayings, little phrases, and it's all just annoying after a while.

But they do have some good programming (except MNF)

Lou Holtz. Hands down. That guy rarely knows what he is talking about. I wouldn't beleive him any further than he can spit.

john clayton he never smiles

WELL RECE DAVIS HE/S OK. LOU HOLTZ KNOWS WHAT
HE TALIKIN ABOUT. YES HE HAS SCHLERETH.

Who all agrees that veggiefootballqueen should go to the crochet section and cross stitch something. She is constantly playing the race card. It's getting old veggie girl!!!!

Personally I think Mark May is one of the best on ESPN.

Stuart Scott, tries to hard with all those "boo-ya" sayings!! I think he's overrated on ESPN!

I'll give Merrill Hoge the goofiest (square) haircut and ugliest clothes, plus he's a homer. He's bad, but here are some other ones, and excuse my spelling:

Tony Kornheiser = WORST TV Analyst simply because he doesn't KNOW the game of football....plus he's whiney, he interupts, and he's UGLY to look at. Get this guy a typewriter and let him write about horses for cryin' out loud but GET OFF MY TV SET, LOSER....

John Clayton vs. Sean Salisbury is just bad TV....one is a jock and the other is a look-alike for the fella that gave the voice to UNDERDOG, the cartoon show. Oh, by the way...how is Clayton in the freaking Hall of Fame?

Stephan A. Smith is BY FAR / HANDS DOWN the most loud-mouth and WRONG NBA analyst they have...he should have been a preacher or a rapper, but he is not a solid sports anchor or analyst IMO.

Stuart Scott - used to be good - love "cool as the other side of the pillow" but he has gotten too big headed....also Stu...they can FIX the lazy eye syndrome thing....Pulllease!

Ugliest "Dead Skunk" Combover = Len Pasquerelli. Dude, we all know it's a freaking comb over.....it looks like a dead skunk on your head....either comb "it" the way you want and stay on ESPN Radio or cut it off and comb into my TV, but don't EVER, and I mean EVER get back in front of a camera with that possum on your noggin. No, really.

Gosh, there are so many to choose from. You're right about Merril Hoge. I wonder if Sean Salisbury was as smug while he was carrying a clipboard as he is now. Emmit Smith can't put a complete sentence together and Chris Berman has become a total buffoon who adds nothing of value. Lou Holtz looks like he doesn't even know where he is. Geez, they all suck! But the worst is Stuart Scott, who has become an embarrassment to himself and ESPN. He's a circus clown.

Mike Golic has the be the dumbest of all of the analysts. If it weren't for Mike Greenberg, he would be nothing.

can i pick D for all of them? All they do is jabber with nonsense and bring up useless points that are either irrelevent or something captain obvious could figure out. What a waste of salary......

merril hoge he talking for an hour about something that should only take a few minutes.

I actually like all the guys you mentioned. I especially like May and Schlereth. Tom Jackson is great too. My least favorite right now is probably Emmit Smith.

Yea, I know why all yall white folks is hatin on Mark May, Stephan A, Stuart and them boys. You can't stand a brotha in the spot light. Yalls racial jealousy shines through this computer.