|I bet a guy $20 that the Patriots would beat the Jets, they did. Now he won't pay. How do I get him to?|
This is the second time he did't pay me when I won a fair bet. Now he's just sayin that we did't shake on it. How do I get him to pay up?
A) Dont take bets from NY fans. NY fans are inherently skeezy like that.
welcome to the wonderful, honorable word of jets fans.
Lead pipe to the knees. Simple, but effective.
Break his leg. Or you could go double or nothing on tonight's game. If you take Florida you'll be even tomorrow.
I would just never bet with him again. Lesson learned on the type of person he is.
First off, never make a bet with him again!
Get a gang of Hell's Angels to take him into the desert for 5 days, and cover him in honey near the ant's nest.
an *** whoopin or you can steal his sh it and tell everyone he a punkass bit ch and doesnt make good on his word
he probably is just doing it for fun and can't really aford to pay you
Gullable aint ya? Swap his shampoo for Nair Hair Removal while he is out of sight.
tell him your going to call his mother if he isnt playing fair, next...punch him in face and take his wallet, and remember to never bet with this asshole again.
Call the mob
I guy still owes me $20 from the 1981 superbowl. Good luck!
call a delivery pizza place and have 50.00 dollar order sent to his place.....
Start calling him early in the morning and tell him that you want your money. Or mess with him until he pays up. Like superglue on his cups and silverware that sort of thing. Even if he doesn't pay up, you still feel better and that's what counts.
bet him $50 that the gators will beat the bucheyes tonight and when ohio state win dont pay him, and if he ask for his money, ask for your money
Punch him in his face and take the money, this bet and the last. He's treatin you like a bi***. Gotta show him your not a punk.
Nothing like a Louisville Slugger to a knee-cap, pal.
It seems to me you gambled twice. First, you gambled that the Pats would win (a reasonable bet). Second, you gambled that the fool would pay you. Given the track record, the second bet was a loosing proposition. About all you can do now is bet him double or nothing on everything you can think of until you loose once. Then at least there isn't an outstanding debt.
He obviously doesn't have any money. Let him have some fun. Sure, make some bets with him that you know you can't win & you can bet (no pun intended) that he won't have the nerve to ask you for the money when you lose to him. In fact, let him get ahead and do the same to him that he is doing to you. If he asks to be paid, remind him of the past. Oh, be glad you didn't lend any money to this guy and just don't even do that. He is in dreamland.
Just consider it a lesson that cost you $20, and hopefully you learned not to consort with such a low life!!