Answer: They both get smoked in Bowls.

What do you call a Michihan cheerleader with two brain cells:

pregnant

Why is a dollar better than Michigan Football:

A dollar gives you 4 quaters

What do you get when you cross a Michigan Football Player with a Ground Hog:

6 More weeks of Bad football

How Many Batteries does it take to beat Michigan:

1 AA

Why do Michigan Football Players eat their Weatiesfrom from the BOX:

because they always choke when the get close to a Bowl


I hope that answers many of your questions

i am laughing my *** off. those are absolutely hilarious. i am in tears, you are cracking me the f%ck up.

Michigan fans are going to be soooooooo pissed at you.

man you are BRUTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But aren't I supposed to be answering yours?? Just come with me. We'll get you away from all those big bad Michigan type people.

hahahahahaha, I liked the 1AA one.

That was class.

GO BUCKEYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is it that when ever West Virginia gives away free 'mother or wife' tickets to its football games, half the tickets go unclaimed???

1 AA - Classic, except technically Wisconsin is FBS - hah

Michigan might be the first team in the history of everything to lose to national champions in two different divisions. Now that's and achievement - and they will have done it in consecutive games.

Q-How do you make University of Michigan cookies?

A-Put in a big bowl and beat for 3 hours.

Q-Why should Michigan change it's mascot to the Possums?

A-Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

So how long did you have to search the Internet for those jokes. here is a couple for ya

what do you call a Ohio st graduate ???

A Michigan drop out

How do you get a Ohio st graduate off your porch??

Tip him for the pizza

NICE!!!

Q:what is the difference between Michigan women and trash?

A: at least the trash gets picked up every week

what does one stupid person say... duh

how about 2 duh duh

how about a stadium full of stupid people duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh (Michigan fight song)

why was booze invented so Michigan woman can get laid too.

Q: why do Michigan grads carry their diplomas with them?

A: so they can put it on their dashboard as a handicap sticker.

well they mustve been smoking it when they lost to appalachian state lmao

Outstanding !!!!!!!!

Go Buckeyes !

that was great thanks for the laugh

Things are getting heated up before the big game Saturday. Both teams are coming off of losses to teams they should have beat. But I have one for you. What do you call a Buckeye in Arizona?

GATOR FOOD!