Since she is already so skilled on her map answering skills.

I personally believe Notre Dame's Notre Dame are unable to win a game and so forth and such, because, uh, some....US Americans out there in our Nation don't have maps. So there for, and such as, the US American head coach Charlie Weis should go to The Iraq or the Asian countries and coach for our....children as such as.

Sincerely,
Miss Teen South Carolina

She got a job as an assistant at So Carolina.

She probably doesn't even know where it is...she'd end up in China...

Works for me. Alot better on the eyes. May reduce the sale of expand waist band slacks not seeing them on TV each week. I swear this guy and Ted Kennedy are going to explode from too much food and alcohol.

I can see it now "I'm glad to be the head coach of Norte Dame, we can learn alot from africa, and bring back here to illinos wait are we in illinois or indiana... either way we can all now be literate from kids in Iraq in reading our playbooks, and Thank You for letting me be the coach here at Norte Dame"

I'm not sure about Miss Teen USA, but I do think Notre Dame should hire the first female football coach.

I'm sure I could have coached ND to a 0-5 record. And I wouldn't need 2 seats on the team bus.